ABOUT | Art-House Girlfriend | Escort & Companion

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Thanks for taking time to get to know me better! Here’s a little info that’ll help lubricate our coming meetings.

I aim to be a respite of unconventional opulence and luxury without the burden of pretense, to embody a formidable bastion of debauchery and delight. Little hedonist that I am, I aim to find pleasure in everything I do, and there’s a certain indescribable ecstasy in meeting new friends that leaves me starry-eyed and breathless… and an even deeper joy in leaving that feeling lingering within others.

Can you remember the last time you were so instantaneously enamored that you began to put stock in past lives?

When was the last time you lost hours in conversation with someone new?

Here, at the tips of your fingers, you have a woman that is captivating, charming, charismatic, and clever, beckoning you closer. Someone warm, vulnerable, and self-possessed is waiting to accept you. A dabbler in the profane, rustling feathers of the mundane, striving to provide company that is nothing short of enchanting… in other words, a perfect companion and partner in crime.

But, somehow I believe you know this already.

Why else would you be here, if not to answer the call to adventure?

the corporeal

early 30s
height 5’1″
green eyes
long dark hair (occasionally dyed copper)
33″-25″-36″
heavily tattooed
dress size xs-s
bottoms size s-m
shoe size 7
natural, trimmed grooming
passport ready

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the ephemeral

loves:

film photography
videography
artistic endeavors — stained glass / jewelry / collage
chess
esoteric spirituality
occult literature
plants — peonies & rare houseplants
extremely good matcha
anime / manga
films — avant-garde / horror / art-house

etiquette

SCREENING

I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions for in-person meetings. If you are not willing to screen, I invite you to practice a meditation in self-love instead.

AVAILABILITY

I ask for at least 24 hours notice for video or phone meetings, and for in-person rendez-vous with established clients. I ask for 48 hours notice from new clients for screening purposes.

DEPOSITS

In order to guarantee our time together, I require a 50% deposit prior to all in-person interactions, and full payment for online services. I accept a variety of discrete settlement, so please inquire.

CANCELLATION POLICY

I get it – life happens and sometimes you can’t follow through. However, I respect your time, so please reciprocate by giving me an advanced heads-up.

If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment with good reason, your deposit will be used for our next session. If you no-call-no-show, your deposit is forfeit.

YOU & ME

Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both of us. Let’s agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed, or to do so immediately upon meeting. You’re more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but if you arrive drunk or become overly inebriated during our session, I will end our engagement.

Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me. The more quickly you do, the more comfortable we’ll both be!

AM I REAL?

I am! I’m photo verified on Slixa and Tryst, and, while I’m not the biggest fan of social media, I post occasionally on Twitter/X, Patreon, and OnlyFans. I hope this proves well enough that I’m a real person, living a real life, and really look like my pictures (if not better) in person. If you want to meet me virtually before we come face-to-face, you’re welcome to book a phone call or video chat. Please note that a virtual meeting doesn’t count towards the verification process required for in-person meetings.

gifts

Aww, gee, for me? Gifts are always a wonderful way to express your appreciation! Although I adore offerings, they are always an unexpected surprise. If you’d like to send me a token of your affection (or bring one along to our next meeting), here are some of my favorite things. Feel free to surprise me with something you think I would love!